First off, may I say that I will never mock people on live TV again. There is something in the genetic make up of humans that cause us to become dumbfounded and tongue tied as soon as a camera is pointed at us. I foolishly believed that I was immune to such nonsense and that obviously TV presenters were being paid to complete a job that required the IQ of the average monkey. And then I watch myself become reduced to a gibbering idiot for these videos. The good news I get better, the bad news – only marginally. However since Patrick does most of the talking your in luck. More importantly once we actually hit the road the scenery is all you need to keep you watching. But first off we need to plan!